Razzmatazz

Fried Monday underneath turnips.

Brr

The weather is cold. Just like my face.

Ham potato banana

Vulture mellencamp tango.

Enter: Harmonica

Once upon a midnight dreary,
I woke with something in my head.

Oh, funk. I am so into you.

Oops

I posted a day early. Deal with it. Suck it. Holla. Atcha boi.

Best Christmas song ever will be posted in celebration. Trick or treat, mothafucka.

Reality TV

Oh, Top Chef, why you gotta do me like that?

More music

Beautiful and sad.

Like me!