Smush thine boo

doops

oops

Hallways anyways

In a daze
Until it stays

Ooh.

So much to do.
Nothing to do.
What to do?
Whoop dee doo.

Put that thing down, flip it, and reverse it.

Hooked on a Steel Thing

Circuits

Are you in series or in parallel? And with what?

22

I think may be my favorite number.

Don't be a punk

Oh wait. Maybe you should be a punk.

Eat eat eat

I want food. Something tasty.

Eyeeee

Wanna party all the time party all the time party all the time.

Fun

Time to get crunk, turnt up, and have a smashing good time.

All I do is

VIN

Don't stop

Free-wheeling.

Philosophy

Why do things cost so much money?

Scratch til it chafes

If the tops are the tops, how linear are the lines?

Got a question

Skippy hippie trippy.

Put the peanut butter down

And control the left stick.

Gravity

Spaceman jump the jump

Status symbol

Left or right?

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shoe

shoes shoes shoes

An oldie, but not necessarily a goodie

Dream STOP

In the night STOP

One

Macaroni and cheese.

Stuck

Between a rock and a sharp place.

G6

This bread is disgusting.

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P.L.E.H.

No checks, credit cards, or money orders accepted

Cash only.

Gibs

Why are words not working when they should do the thing that they do?

I kind of started worrying that Coldplay was sort of starting to suck, but never mind they're still all kinds of awesome

Caboose

I was almost falling into an abyss of beautiful, depressing music on Pandora until it snapped me out of it by playing a shitty band that is Train.

Heebiddy Deebiddy

Yes, that's leather on the butter foam.

Cantar

Is it stranger that I like a P!nk song or a Justin Timberlake song?

Why

The last man.

Notice

To Whom It May Concern,

It has come to my attention that you have been occupying this location past the allotted time period. Please vacate these premises posthaste.

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Morphing

Snip!

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kmn

Chillin

Post

post

Beep bo wheep

Target acquired.

Zz

I was ahead of schedule until I unexpectedly and unintentionally took a one-hour nap.

Z

Westlessly restless.

Numbers

For the first time, I witnessed the water fountain outside my office hit a somewhat round number.

Of course, it was this one:

Hello?