For you, up here--it's awesome!

My legs hurt

The pain is real. Walking is not fun. Hi Burke.

Things are less than fun more often than not

Hardidays

Man, this song sucks

So good. So weird.

The ugly truth

You don't even realize how much I hate yuu.

All I wanted after a long day was a nice freakin' steak...

..So disappointed.

So tired

It's called "The Girl" and not "New Girl" for a reason.



Peace out. For real.

Mist

I'm late. Life sucks.

It really does.

The secret is:

They were all good memories.

I was all excited about new Coldplay...

... And then I heard the new Coldplay.

Conflicted

Gross:

Done:

Oops

When you listen to music you shouldn't, then look at the URL and it looks like "mochi".

Hello indeed

Enjoying this one. I'm sure there will be rage over the male lead not being white. There's a beat in the background that reminds me of the sound from the Windows button on my device. My one complaint is that it reminds me of Lionel Ritchie.

Boycott

Just sayin'.

Tardy

Well, that was an awful day at the gym.

Windbreaker Weather

Worlds collide

Damn, Spotify's killing it with today's shuffled music. I mean, mainly because I chose the band. And album. But kudos for picking possibly the two most profoundly impactful songs on that album.

Meta

(Probably moderately NSFW, but IDGAF.)

Should be "who". Also, fuck you Facebook, but it should be "whom".

Anchors

So ready to retract this anchor and set sail.

Also, what the hell is proper term for anchor re-liftering?

Appropriate nostalgia

Images

Further words under Ohio

Stork

Under the water whale with the spread forms can't link the cut of the weed.

Keys

Ebony and I miss me.

I just gotta shred

Shred, shred, shred, shred.
Shred it all.
Shred it all.

I thought you were funny

.

Scent

Stop putting that damn chamomile lotion on every single part of your body.

I don't enjoy working for hypocrites.

This may stop.

Thanks G&O

I haven't been to the zoo in awhile.

You suck

I suck
We all suck for ice cream